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Every product we sell, on one page. Eighteen of them. That number is the point.

Most pet shops carry thousands of items and let you sort through them. We carry eighteen because each one had to beat the alternatives before it earned shelf space, and a catalogue you can read in five minutes is more useful than one you have to filter. If something is not here, it is usually because we looked at it and said no.

How to navigate it

If you have a dog who destroys things, sort by how they destroy rather than by category, and the dog toys page explains the four profiles. If you have a cat who ignores toys, the problem is usually habituation rather than the toy, and this is the fix. If you are here for beds, grooming or feeding, those sit under dogs and cats respectively.

Prices run from under ten dollars to about thirty-two. The expensive things are expensive because they last longer, and we say so on the page rather than dressing it up as a sale.

Everything ran the same three-step gauntlet, and every guide we publish tells you where the product stops working. Ships worldwide, most orders arrive in about 8-10 days, 60-day happiness guarantee on all of it.